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Mend" is that one-word excuse you give when someone asks how your weekend was but you don't want to admit you spent six hours binge-watching cat videos and attempting to fix your leaky faucet.
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Mend" is like the superhero of the sewing world. You never see it coming until there's a button in distress or a sock that's hanging on for dear life. Cue the sewing kit superhero music!
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Have you ever noticed how "mend" is the only word that makes a rip in your favorite jeans sound like a dramatic injury? "Oh, I had to mend my jeans yesterday. It was touch and go for a while, but they pulled through.
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Why do we say we'll "mend fences" after an argument? Like, are we imagining ourselves as feuding neighbors in the Old West, patching up the wooden barriers between our ranches? "Well, Bob, reckon it's time we mend them fences.
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You know you're a grown-up when the highlight of your week is successfully mending a broken zipper. Forget skydiving – real excitement is avoiding the embarrassment of a wardrobe malfunction at the office.
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Mend is the word we use to sugarcoat the fact that we're basically performing surgery on our clothes. "Oh, it's just a minor mend" – said every amateur surgeon with a needle and thread.
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You know you're adulting when a Friday night involves Netflix, a cup of tea, and a determined effort to mend that pesky sock hole. Ah, the wild adventures of the responsible.
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I tried to impress my date by telling her I could mend things. She got all excited, thinking I was some kind of handyman. Little did she know, I was just talking about my relationship with my microwave after it decided to stop spinning the Hot Pockets evenly.
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There's something strangely therapeutic about the act of mending. You're sitting there, stitching away, and suddenly you're convinced you've found the solution to world peace. Spoiler alert: it's just a sock.
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