18 Jokes For Memo

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Updated on: Jul 23 2025

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Why did the memo get an award? It was outstanding in its field!
Why did the memo go to the party alone? It was addressed to 'Attention: Partygoers!'
Did you hear about the memo that got lost? It couldn't find its attachment!
Why did the memo get a standing ovation? It was a page-turner!
Why did the memo bring a ladder to work? Because it wanted to reach the high points!
How did the memo fix its mistake? It used a white-out strategy!
What happened to the memo that fell asleep? It got paper cuts!
What did the memo say during the brainstorming session? Let's jot down some lightning ideas!

Memo to Self

I saw a memo that said, Send a memo to remind yourself of important tasks. So now, I have a memo reminding me to write a memo about the memo reminding me to remember things. Memo-ception!

Microwave Memo

Found a memo that said, Clean the office microwave after use. I'm like, Whoever wrote this must have never witnessed the epic battle of spaghetti explosion that happened in there last week!

Memo Mishaps

Alright, so I found this memo the other day, right? It said, Make a to-do list and stick to it. I thought, Great idea, Memo! But do you have any advice for when the to-do list is longer than my attention span?

Memo Mingle

Found a memo about networking at the company party. It said, Mingle with different departments. I mingled so much; they thought I was trying to start a company-wide conga line. Hey, it's team-building, right?

Reply-All Memo

Got a memo about email etiquette that said, Don't reply all unnecessarily. I replied all, Got it, memo! Also, does anyone have a spare pen? Mine just ran out of ink. Thanks!

Coffee Memo

I found a memo in the break room that said, Don't hog the coffee machine. I was like, Who wrote this, the guy who takes a nap in the bathroom for an hour?

Office Drama Memo

I got a memo at work that said, Avoid office drama. I'm thinking, Sure, memo, but have you met Karen from accounting? She turns a paper jam into a Shakespearean tragedy!

Parking Lot Memo

Got a memo about parking lot etiquette. It said, Use the lines. I'm thinking, Sure, memo, but have you seen my parallel parking skills? I make abstract art with those lines!

Lost Memo

I found a memo that said, Don't lose important documents. Well, that's ironic, Memo, because I lost that very memo about not losing important documents. Can we get a memo for not losing memos?

Memo Dilemma

Got a memo that said, Keep meetings concise. I'm thinking, Great memo, but can we discuss why every meeting about keeping meetings short takes longer than the meetings we're trying to keep short? It's a paradox, Memo, a meeting paradox!

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