6 Jokes For Melt

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jul 18 2025

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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to therapy? It had too many issues with chips on its shoulders, and they kept melting away.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me ads for melting vacations.
I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a construction joke. She said, 'Sure, but I'm not melting over it.
My computer told me it's too hot and needs to cool down. I guess it's not ready for a melting point-and-click adventure.
I told my friend a joke about melting glaciers, but it was too cold – he didn't find it very warming.
Why did the snowflake break up with the glacier? It felt things were getting a bit too icy and needed some space to melt.

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