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I recently learned that time has a melting point—it's right around the moment you hit the snooze button for the third time in the morning.
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Relationships are a bit like ice cream on a hot day. They start off sweet, but if you don't handle them carefully, they can turn into a messy puddle.
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I'm convinced that the Wicked Witch of the West had a deep love for ice cream. I mean, who wouldn't melt when confronted with the temptation of a double scoop on a hot day?
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I bought a new clock the other day. It's so advanced that it doesn't tick—it melts away the seconds. It's like time is having a slow-motion meltdown on my wall.
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I asked my friend if he believes in climate change. He said, "I don't know, but I definitely believe in ice cream change—watching it change from a cone to a sticky mess in the summer heat.
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I tried making a snowman in July. Let's just say he didn't have the best survival skills. It was like watching Frosty the Melted Snowman.
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You ever notice how ice cubes and motivation have a lot in common? They both melt away when things get a little heated.
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I envy candles; they have the coolest job. They just sit there, looking all serene, until someone decides to light them, and suddenly they're the life of the party—talk about a glow-up!
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Have you ever put chocolate in your pocket and forgotten about it? It's like a surprise gift from your forgetful self when you find a melted chocolate surprise later.
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