9 Jokes About Melania

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Updated on: Jun 26 2025

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Why did Melania become a fashion designer? She wanted to 'Trump' all the other designers!
What's Melania's advice on diplomacy? Speak softly and carry a big 'trump' card!
What's Melania's favorite app? Twitter – because she likes to 'tweet' in style!
Melania's gardening tip: Plant diplomacy seeds and watch your relationships 'blossom'!
Why did Melania become a gardener? Because she heard it's the best way to 'grow' a sense of humor!
Melania started a cooking show, but it was short-lived. Turns out, she couldn't 'spice' up her speeches either!
What does Melania say when she plays hide and seek? 'You can't find me, but I'm making a fashionable statement!
Why did Melania open a bakery? She wanted to make the country 'sweet' again!
Melania tried stand-up comedy, but her jokes were too 'presidential.' They had too many executive orders!

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