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Why did Megatron start a gardening club? He wanted to see plants transform too!
Megatron's Cooking Show
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I heard Megatron is starting his own cooking show. Yeah, it's called Decepti-Cuisine. I'm just wondering if every recipe involves transforming ingredients into something else. Like, Today, we're turning tomatoes into tiny robots. Bon appétit, humans!
Megatron's Stand-Up Special
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Did you hear Megatron is doing a stand-up special? Yeah, it's called Laugh or Be Vaporized. I'm not sure if it's a comedy show or a threat. I mean, who needs a two-drink minimum when you've got a laser cannon pointed at you?
Megatron's Therapy Session
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Megatron decided to go to therapy. His therapist asked, What brings you here? And Megatron goes, Well, I have this deep-seated need for power and control. The therapist replies, So, like, a typical Tuesday for you?
Megatron's Fashion Line
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Megatron launched his own fashion line, Decepti-Chic. The runway show was intense. Models walking with attitude, transforming outfits mid-catwalk. It was like Project Runway meets Transformers. I heard the hottest accessory is the Decepti-Concealer – for those battle scars!
Megatron's Comedy Roast
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I attended Megatron's comedy roast last night. The insults were flying left and right. At one point, Starscream stood up and said, Megatron, you're so old, your first form was a typewriter! Even Soundwave couldn't save him from the burn.
Megatron's Self-Help Book
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I heard Megatron is writing a self-help book. Yeah, it's titled From Deception to Redemption: Transforming Your Life Like a True Leader. I can imagine the first chapter: How to Turn Your Enemies into Allies Without Using Laser Cannons. I'm sure it'll be a bestseller among robots in disguise.
Megatron at a Comedy Club
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So Megatron decided to try stand-up comedy. He walks into a club, looks at the audience, and goes, Why did the Decepticon cross the road? To crush the Autobots on the other side! Tough crowd, Megatron, tough crowd. Turns out, even evil robots struggle with open mics.
Megatron's Tinder Profile
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Alright, so I was scrolling through Tinder the other day, and guess who I came across? Megatron! I mean, talk about a tough crowd for dating. His bio said, Looking for a partner in world domination and someone who can handle my electrifying personality. Swipe left if you're afraid of transforming relationships!
Megatron's Yoga Class
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Guess who joined my yoga class last week? Megatron! Yeah, he was struggling with the Downward-Facing Decepticon pose. I went over and said, Megatron, you need to find your inner peace, not conquer the universe in a yoga studio!
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