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Dating nowadays is like dealing with Megatron's dating profile. You're swiping through pictures, and suddenly you realize that the person you matched with is a shape-shifting robot with a penchant for intergalactic conquest. Swipe left on Megatron, ladies!
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My alarm clock is like Megatron's wake-up call for the apocalypse. It's so loud and persistent; I half expect it to transform and start demanding my allegiance to the Decepticon cause every morning.
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I went to the gym the other day, and they had this new workout machine that looked like it could transform into a Decepticon. I swear, if Megatron had a gym membership, that's where he'd be pumping iron.
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Have you ever noticed that the self-checkout at the grocery store is like Megatron's evil plan to eliminate human cashiers? I'm just waiting for it to start laughing maniacally as I struggle to scan a bag of spinach.
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Have you ever noticed that office meetings are like Megatron's strategy sessions? There's always that one person trying to take over the world, and the rest of us are just hoping we don't get assigned to the Decepticon project.
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The other day, I was stuck in traffic, and I couldn't help but think that Megatron would probably be a terrible commuter. Can you imagine him road-raging in his Cybertronian form? "Move, puny humans, or face the wrath of the Decepticons in rush hour!
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Grocery shopping with a toddler is like bringing a mini Megatron on a mission. You try to avoid the cereal aisle because you know it's a trap, and at any moment, your kid might transform into a screaming Decepticon demanding sugary treats.
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I tried assembling a piece of furniture the other day, and it felt like battling Megatron in a DIY version of Transformers. I was just hoping the end result wouldn't look like a robot in disguise with a crooked leg.
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I recently started a new job, and the company's computer system is so advanced it makes Megatron look like a Speak & Spell. I swear, if the IT guy starts transforming into a robot, I'm out of there.
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