5 Jokes For Medical Term

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 19 2025

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The Competitive Nurses

Turning caregiving into a competition
I asked the nurse for painkillers, and she said, 'We don't give those out here.' I said, 'I meant for you, not me.'

The Forgetful Surgeon

Always misplacing surgical tools
During surgery, the surgeon asked the nurse for a pen. A pen! I shouted, 'Are you signing your work?'

The Hypochondriac Patient

Always convinced they have a rare disease
I tried to donate blood the other day, and the nurse asked if I had any medical conditions. I said, 'Just the one where I think I have all of them.'

The Overly Honest Doctor

Can't sugarcoat bad news
He told me I needed more fiber in my diet. I asked if pizza crust counts. He said, 'Only if it's made of whole wheat and topped with broccoli.'

The Confused Medical Student

Mixing up medical terms and creating chaos
He told me he aced his anatomy exam, but when I asked him where the femur is, he said, 'Oh, it's that new Italian restaurant downtown.'

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