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My medical bill is like a scary movie. I don't want to look, but I can't help it!
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Why did the medical bill break up with the hospital? It couldn't handle the co-pay-ple of issues!
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I asked my doctor if laughter is the best medicine. He told me your co-pay is the best medicine.
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I told my doctor I broke my finger in five places. He asked, 'Why did you go to five places?
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I asked my doctor if he could lower my medical bills. He said, 'Sure, become a doctor.
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I asked the nurse if my medical bill was contagious. She said, 'No, but the fees are spreading!
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I asked my doctor if he could recommend anything for my excessive billing. He said, 'Try bankruptcy; it's quite popular!
Medical Billing Madness
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You ever get a medical bill that looks like it was written in hieroglyphics? I got one the other day, and I swear I needed a Rosetta Stone just to figure out what they were charging me for. I mean, is there a secret society of doctors who communicate exclusively through confusing invoices?
Discount Diagnoses
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I tried to save money by consulting Dr. Google instead of going to a real doctor. Turns out, Google diagnosed me with everything from a common cold to an alien parasite. I'm just waiting for my insurance to cover intergalactic infections now.
The Waiting Room Waltz
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I spent so much time in the waiting room that I started giving out autographs to the other patients. We formed this impromptu support group called 'The Invoiced and the Restless.' We bonded over the shared trauma of waiting for a doctor who's always fashionably late.
Insurance Labyrinth
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Navigating health insurance feels like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. Every time I think I've got it figured out, they throw in a new twist, like, Surprise! Your deductible just doubled! I'm convinced insurance companies are run by the same people who design escape rooms.
Prescription Price Puzzles
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Have you seen the prices of prescription medications lately? I asked my pharmacist if they were prescribing me the cure for my illness or the recipe for the elixir of immortality. Either way, my wallet is feeling significantly lighter.
Emergency Room Etiquette
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I went to the emergency room, and they handed me a clipboard with a form longer than the last Harry Potter book. I'm sitting there bleeding, and they want my entire medical history, blood type, and a five-paragraph essay on why I thought it was a good idea to try skateboarding in my 30s.
Medical Code Names
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Doctors have these secret code names for procedures that sound more like spy missions. We're going in for Operation Gastroscopy. I wanted to ask if there's a less covert option, but I didn't want to blow their cover.
The Hidden Fees of Health
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Medical billing is like ordering from a fancy restaurant. You think you're just getting a basic checkup, but then they throw in an appetizer of 'administrative fees,' a main course of 'facility charges,' and for dessert, a sweet little 'consultation surcharge.' I didn't know my health came with a three-course billing menu!
The Art of Denial
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I got a bill from the hospital, and I thought, This must be a mistake. So, I called them, and the person on the other end said, No mistake, sir. You did, indeed, use our oxygen. That'll be $50 a breath. Guess I should've held my breath during the hospital tour.
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