bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why is it that every medical bill has a section labeled "miscellaneous fees"? Are they charging me for the doctor's mood that day? "Your consultation cost extra because Dr. Smith was feeling particularly cheerful.
0
0
You ever notice how medical billing is like a secret code that only insurance companies and aliens can decipher? I get a bill, and I'm just staring at it like, "Am I being charged for a doctor's visit or decoding the Da Vinci manuscript?
0
0
Medical billing is like playing a game of Monopoly, except instead of passing Go and collecting $200, you pass a hospital and collect a lifetime of debt. It's all fun and games until you land on the "unexpected surgery" space.
0
0
I love how medical bills arrive in the mail as if they're announcing a royal decree. "Hear ye, hear ye! Your insurance claim has been processed, and you now owe the kingdom of healthcare a sum of gold.
0
0
Medical billing is the only place where a zero can ruin your day. You open the bill, see a bunch of zeros, and suddenly you're contemplating a career change just to afford that Band-Aid.
0
0
Medical billing is the only industry where they send you a bill before you even fully understand what was wrong with you. It's like going to a restaurant, ordering a mystery dish, and then getting the bill with a side of confusion.
0
0
Medical billing is the only time I wish I had a time machine just so I could go back to when I was five years old and invest all my piggy bank savings in health insurance stocks. That way, maybe I could afford a Band-Aid in the future.
0
0
The other day, I received a medical bill with so many itemized charges, I felt like I was reading the menu at a five-star restaurant. "Ah, yes, I'll have the CT scan with a side of blood work, please.
0
0
Have you ever tried calling your insurance company to clarify a medical bill? It's like navigating through a maze designed by someone who really doesn't want you to find the exit. "Press 1 if you want to be on hold for the rest of your life...
Post a Comment