6 Jokes For Matzo

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Updated on: Sep 05 2024

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Why did the matzo refuse to play cards? It didn't want to be dealt 'crumby' hands!
Why did the matzo win the race? It was always ahead 'crisp' corner!
What did one matzo say to the other at the bakery? 'We're on a roll here!
How does a matzo apologize for a bad joke? It says, 'I'm just trying to 'crisp' you up a bit!
Why don't matzos ever argue? They don't want to 'crumble' under pressure!
How did the matzo apologize? It said, 'I'm really 'crumby' when I'm stressed!

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