8 Jokes About Maturity

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Updated on: Aug 27 2024

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I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit Kats!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's uplifting!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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