8+ Best One Liners Jokes About maturity

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I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit Kats!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's uplifting!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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