7+ Best One Liners Jokes For mature

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a high five.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said, 'Yes, about you doing the dishes.

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