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What's Martha's Vineyard's favorite music genre? Sea-shanties, of course!
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Why did the scarecrow become a regular at Martha's Vineyard? It heard they had the best 'bunch' of grapes!
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What's Martha's Vineyard's favorite movie genre? Wine and 'cheese' rom-coms!
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Why did the grape refuse to go to Martha's Vineyard? It heard the seagulls were 'squawking' too much!
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Why did the tomato turn red on Martha's Vineyard? It saw the salad dressing!
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Martha's Vineyard is where people go to relax and enjoy the simple things in life—like arguing about whose yacht is blocking the sunset view. It's the little joys, you know?
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I heard Martha's Vineyard is so upscale, even the sand is gluten-free. I accidentally dropped my sandwich, and the beach started judging me like, That's not artisanal bread, sweetheart.
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They say Martha's Vineyard is the place where the rich and famous vacation. I tried to fit in, so I wore my fanciest sunglasses. Turns out, they were 3D glasses from the movies. Now, Martha thinks I'm the avant-garde fashionista of the island.
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Martha's Vineyard is the only place where you can see someone driving a Tesla and a horse-drawn carriage in the same traffic jam. It's like a time-traveling, eco-friendly parade.
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Martha's Vineyard is so exclusive, even the seagulls have VIP passes. I threw a chip at one, and he looked at me like, Excuse me, sir, this is not the kind of crumb we accept here.
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You ever been to Martha's Vineyard? It's like the Hamptons' sophisticated older cousin. You know you've made it when your GPS starts whispering, Turn left for Martha's Vineyard, darling.
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I stayed at a Martha's Vineyard bed and breakfast. The breakfast was so posh; the toast was reciting Shakespeare, and the orange juice had a British accent.
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I tried to impress the Martha's Vineyard crowd by casually mentioning my beachfront property. Little did they know, it's a beachfront tent in my backyard, and the only waves are from my neighbor's sprinkler system.
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I went to Martha's Vineyard once and realized everyone there has a sailboat. Even the dogs have tiny sailboats. I asked one dog, Do you even know how to sail? And he just gave me this judgmental look, like, Obviously, I do. Who doesn't?
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