5 Jokes About Martha's Vineyard

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 07 2025

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Local's Perspective

Dealing with the influx of tourists
You know you're a local when you see someone with a map, and you think, "Aw, they're lost. Let's see how long it takes them to realize there's only one road!

Restaurant Worker's Perspective

Balancing service with tourist quirks
A tourist asked if our wine list had anything from Martha's Vineyard. I said, "Sure, aisle seven at the grocery store.

Wildlife Conservationist's Perspective

Balancing conservation efforts with the tourist influx
The real endangered species on Martha's Vineyard? Parking spots. They're rarer than a celebrity sighting.

Real Estate Agent's Perspective

Navigating the outrageous housing market
People say buying a house on Martha's Vineyard is an investment. I say it's more like a 30-year payment plan for a lifetime of bragging rights.

Tourist's Perspective

Trying to fit in on Martha's Vineyard
I asked a local for directions, and they said, "Take a left at the lighthouse." I didn't realize they meant the seventh lighthouse on the island!

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