4 Jokes For Mark Normand

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Updated on: Jun 17 2024

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Let's talk about social media. I swear, it's like entering the Twilight Zone where reality takes a vacation and Photoshop becomes the national language. Everyone's life looks like a highlight reel, right? I mean, who knew that everyone's Monday morning looked like a Vogue cover shoot?
And what's the deal
Ah, adulting! It's like being handed the keys to a car you're not entirely sure how to drive. Suddenly, you're expected to have your life together, pay bills, file taxes—stuff they never taught us in school. I mean, I can find the area of a triangle, but ask me about
You ever notice how dating is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded? I mean, you swipe, you match, you chat, and suddenly you're sitting across from someone who believes the earth is flat, and you're like, "Well, this date just hit a flat note!"
Dating's a wild world,
Let's talk about the gym. It's the only place where everyone's sweating profusely, grunting like they're summoning ancient spirits, and pretending they're not eyeing the free donuts at the front desk.
You ever notice those gym enthusiasts who bring a suitcase-sized gym bag? It's like they're preparing for a CrossFit

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