9 Jokes For Mark Normand

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Updated on: Jun 17 2024

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Why did Mark Normand bring a flashlight on stage? He said, 'To illuminate the punchlines and shine a light on laughter!'
I told Mark Normand I was going to make a joke about his humor. He said, 'Go ahead, I could use a laugh at my own expense!'
Why did Mark Normand refuse to play hide and seek? He said, 'I'm terrible at hiding - my punchlines always seek attention!'
I asked Mark Normand why he always carries a thesaurus. He replied, 'For those moments when I need to find the perfect synonym for laughter!'
Why did Mark Normand become a comedian? He said, 'I realized my life was a joke, might as well get paid for it!'
Why did Mark Normand never become a banker? He said, 'I couldn't handle the interest, I prefer making people laugh at no cost!'
Why did Mark Normand bring a map on stage? He said, 'I like to navigate through punchlines and deliver the best comedy destinations!'
Why did Mark Normand switch to a comedy career? He said, 'I wanted to tickle people's funny bones and leave a lasting grin!'
Why did Mark Normand take up cloud-watching? He said, 'I'm always looking for inspiration to create sky-high jokes!'

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