7 Jokes For Mario Kart

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Updated on: Sep 26 2024

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Why did the Koopa Troopa cross the road during a race? To shell-ter from the competition!
Why did Luigi bring a ladder to the Mario Kart race? He heard the competition was going to be on a higher level!
What's Mario's favorite way to communicate during a race? He always 'kart'-ers to his fans!
What did the green shell say to the red shell in the middle of a race? 'You're looking a bit 'shell'-shocked!
What did Princess Peach say to Mario after winning a race? 'You're a-fungi to race with!
What did Toad say to Mario when he lost a race? 'Don't worry, it's just a speed bump on the road of life!
Why did Wario become a mechanic for the Mario Kart team? Because he knows how to fix things up with a 'wrench'!

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