5 Jokes For Mario Kart

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 26 2024

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Bowser, the Unappreciated Villain

Bowser feeling unappreciated for his villainous efforts
Bowser is on LinkedIn, updating his profile. Under "Skills," he adds "Kidnapping Princesses" and "Fire-Breathing Management Techniques.

Luigi, the Forgotten Brother

Luigi's jealousy of Mario's fame
Luigi asked Mario if he could be player one for once. Mario said, "Sure, as soon as the Mushroom Kingdom freezes over.

Toad, the Backseat Driver

Toad's frustration with Mario's reckless driving
Toad thinks Mario Kart is a horror game. He's the one screaming, "Turn left, you maniac!

Princess Peach, the Unimpressed Royalty

Peach's annoyance with Mario always saving her
Peach's new castle has a "No Plumbers Allowed" sign. Mario is now outside, crying into his mustache.

Mario, the Speed Demon

Mario's need for speed causing chaos
If Mario were a real person, his Tinder bio would just say, "Looking for someone to ride shotgun on my warp pipe of love.

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