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What do you call a group of musical marijuana plants? The Rolling Stoned!
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Why did the marijuana chef get promoted? He had a knack for rolling great recipes!
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What do you get when you mix marijuana and math? High-functioning equations!
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Why did the scarecrow start smoking marijuana? It wanted to be outstanding in its field!
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Why did the marijuana leaf apply for a job? It wanted to turn over a new leaf!
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Why did the marijuana leaf visit the doctor? It was feeling a bit 'down'!
Secret Agent 420
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You know marijuana is becoming mainstream when even James Bond gets involved. I can see it now: 007 and the Case of the Killer Kush. Instead of a license to kill, he has a license to chill.
Marijuana Meditation
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They say marijuana can enhance your meditation experience. So, I tried it. I sat there cross-legged, eyes closed, trying to clear my mind. But all I could think about was whether I left the pizza in the oven. Meditation turned into a rescue mission for a perfectly crispy crust.
The Pot Chronicles
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I recently went to a marijuana-themed comedy show. It was hilarious, but I couldn't tell if the audience was laughing at the jokes or just really enjoying their snacks. I've never seen so much laughter accompanied by the sound of a chip crunch.
Botanical Love
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I tried growing my own marijuana plants at home. Turns out, I have the black thumb of death. My plants saw me coming, and they were like, Abort mission! This guy can't even keep a cactus alive.
Culinary Adventures
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I attempted to cook a gourmet meal while under the influence of marijuana. Let's just say my spaghetti carbonara turned into spaghetti with marshmallows. I think I accidentally created a new culinary masterpiece – Sweet-and-Savory Surprise.
Marijuana Munchies Math
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You know you're too high when you start doing complicated math to figure out how many snacks you can eat without anyone noticing. Okay, I've had three cookies, two chips, and a slice of pizza. If I eat one more cookie, will anyone judge me?
Joint Ventures
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I asked my grandma if she ever tried marijuana back in the day. She said, Sweetie, my idea of a joint venture was a good polka dance at the county fair. Well, Grandma, times have changed. Now, it's more like a joint venture to the fridge for a late-night snack.
Stoner Wisdom
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You ever have a friend who's a marijuana enthusiast and tries to impart deep wisdom? They're like, Dude, life is like rolling a joint. It's all about finding the right balance and not letting it unravel. I'm just here wondering if they're talking about life or the joint they're rolling.
High Stakes
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You ever notice how marijuana dispensaries have security guards? I mean, what are they guarding against? The munchies? Imagine a thief breaking in and getting caught with a bag of Doritos and a desperate craving for gummy bears.
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