5 Jokes About Marijuana

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 17 2025

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The Clueless Parent

Navigating the world of marijuana with teenagers
I caught my kid trying to roll something in the kitchen. I said, "What are you doing?" He replied, "Just making a sandwich." It's the first time I've seen someone put peanut butter on a rolling paper.

The Health-Conscious Athlete

Balancing marijuana use with a fitness lifestyle
I thought about combining my protein shake with some CBD oil for muscle recovery. Now I'm lifting weights and giggling at motivational quotes. "No pain, no gain" has turned into "No problem, just joy.

The Paranoid Neighbor

Living next to someone who grows their own marijuana
One day, I saw smoke rising from his backyard, and I panicked. I rushed over, ready to save the day, only to find him barbecuing. He said, "Relax, it's just burgers." I replied, "Well, those burgers smell suspiciously happy.

The Forgetful College Student

Studying and marijuana - a challenging blend
I walked into the library and forgot why I was there. Then I remembered I needed to study. So, I left, went to the cafeteria, got a snack, and thought, "Eh, studying can wait." I'm pretty sure I have a degree in procrastination.

The Hippie Grandma

Modern marijuana trends vs. old-school hippie experiences
My granddaughter asked if I wanted to try a new edible. I said, "Sure, in my day, edibles were just brownies that tasted a bit funny. Now they look like they were crafted by a Michelin-star chef. I feel like I need a culinary degree to get high.

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