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Why did the lime break up with the tequila? It couldn't handle the bitter truth.
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What did the margarita say to the blender? Mix with me, and you'll never be on the rocks again!
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Why did the margarita go to therapy? It had too much on the rocks in its life.
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Why don't margaritas ever get into arguments? They always find a smooth blend of solutions.
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What's a margarita's favorite dance? The salsa – it's always shaking things up!
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Why did the margarita get a job promotion? It had great mixology skills – always rising to the top!
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Why did the margarita break up with the daiquiri? It felt they were in a toxic relationship.
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What did the margarita say to the grapefruit juice? Let's squeeze the day together!
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I asked my margarita if it believes in love at first sight. It replied, 'Only if it involves a lime.
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