5 Jokes For Margarita

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Updated on: May 25 2025

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug – her margarita had too much salt.

I told my friend I could finish a margarita in two seconds. He bet me double or nothing, and now I owe him two margaritas.

I tried to make a margarita joke, but it was a little shaken, not stirred.

I tried to make a margarita on the moon, but it lacked atmosphere.

I ordered a margarita without salt. The bartender gave me a puzzled look and said, 'Are you sure you want it on the rocks?

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