7 Jokes About Manchester United

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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How do Manchester United players stay cool during matches? They have fans!
Why was the Manchester United striker always calm during games? Because he had a great sense of 'goaltender'!
Why did the Manchester United midfielder bring string to the game? To assist in making tight passes!
What did the Manchester United defender say to the ball? 'You can't pass!
What's a Manchester United player's favorite subject? History, because they're always aiming for a comeback!
Why was the Manchester United stadium always so hot? Because all the fans left!
What do you call a Manchester United player who's won the lottery? Lucky! But he's still not as lucky as scoring a last-minute winner!

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