8 Jokes About Manchester United

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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What's a Manchester United fan's favorite game? Red Light, Green Light, because they're always stopping and starting!
Why was the Manchester United coach always calm? Because they knew how to tackle problems!
What's a Manchester United player's favorite movie? Gone in 60 Seconds !
Why did the Manchester United fan bring a watch to the match? To see if their team had any stoppage time luck!
What do you call a sleeping Manchester United fan? A sub-supporter!
What's a Manchester United fan's favorite type of music? Skip-hip!
What's a Manchester United fan's favorite dessert? A treble-layered cake!
Why did the Manchester United fan bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the players needed support!

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