5 Jokes For Man With No Arms

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 03 2024

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Fashion Forward

A man with no arms trying to dress stylishly
He's showing off his new shoes. I'm thinking, "How'd he even put them on?" He's like, "Easy, I've got my ways." Turns out, 'his ways' involve using his toes more than I use my fingers in a day!

Culinary Conundrum

A man with no arms navigating the kitchen
He insists on grilling. No arms, remember? He's like, "I'll flip those burgers like a pro!" I watch in awe as he tries to flip burgers with his chin. It's like watching a magic show, but the disappearing act was my appetite.

High-Five Free Zone

Awkward situations for a man with no arms
I met him at a party, and he goes, "Let's seal the deal with a handshake." I'm looking around, thinking he's joking. But nope, he offers me his elbow. And that's how I learned the art of the elbow shake!

The Handyman

A man with no arms trying to be a handyman
He wanted to prove he could handle anything. He goes, "Give me a hammer, I'll show you." I hand him the hammer, and he goes, "Ah, I forgot. I can't hold the nail!" Well, that's one way to redefine 'nailing it.

Tech Troubles

A man with no arms dealing with technology
He's a gamer, claims to be a pro. I'm skeptical, "How do you hold the controller?" He goes, "With my chin, of course!" Suddenly, all those 'gamer grip' tutorials seem irrelevant.

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