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Why did the male burglar take a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the male tomato turn red? Because it saw the female tomato in the sun!
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Did you hear about the male cow that tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster!
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Why did the male ghost go to the party alone? He couldn't find a boo-tiful date!
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Why did the male detective break up with his girlfriend? She was always missing!
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I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, 'Nothing.' So, I got her a 'nothing.' Turns out, 'nothing' is not the same as 'something special.'
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Dating is like navigating a minefield. Men are trying not to step on emotions, and women are trying not to explode like emotional landmines.
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I asked my boyfriend if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'I do, but it usually wears off after the first sock on the bedroom floor.'
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I realized men are from Mars and women are from Venus when I found my husband trying to load the dishwasher with socks. Apparently, he thinks it's the spin cycle.
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Men are like Wi-Fi signals – you think you've got a strong connection, but the minute you try to download feelings, everything starts buffering.
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Why do men always think they're great at giving directions? My GPS has never told me to 'just wing it and see what happens.'
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I'm convinced that men have a secret manual for assembling IKEA furniture, and women have a secret manual for assembling men's egos. Neither is easy to follow.
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Battle of the Sexes: The only war where guys try to assemble furniture without reading the instructions, and women try to decipher what 'fine' really means.
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I told my husband, 'You complete me,' and he handed me a missing puzzle piece. Turns out, he took it literally.
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