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The Overly Competitive Dad at Little League Games
Trying to outdo everyone else's kids on and off the field.
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The other day, he brought a life-size cutout of his son to the game. I said, "What's that for?" He replied, "Just giving the outfielders a chance to practice catching a winner.
The Fashionista Guy Who Takes Longer to Get Ready Than His Girlfriend
Balancing impeccable style with the pressure of keeping everyone waiting.
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Once, we were all waiting for him, and he walked out in a robe. I said, "Finally ready?" He said, "Fashionably late is an art, my friend. It takes time.
The DIY Home Improvement Guru with Questionable Skills
Confidently tackling projects without a clue of what he's doing.
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His idea of fixing a leaky faucet involves a YouTube tutorial, a wrench, and a bucket. Spoiler alert: The bucket gets more action than the wrench.
The Gym Bro Who Only Works Out His Upper Body
When your biceps have their own gravitational pull, but your legs are living in another galaxy.
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Someone asked him if he ever does cardio. He said, "Yeah, every time I walk to the water fountain between sets. That's a marathon, right?
The Tech Geek Trying to Explain Anything to Non-Techies
Struggling to convey complex tech concepts to people who think RAM is a male sheep.
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I asked him about quantum computing, and he said, "It's like having a girlfriend and not having a girlfriend at the same time. It's complicated, but it's super fast.
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