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So, I'm at this friend's house, and they invite me in with the classic line, "Make yourself at home." Challenge accepted. I immediately go to the bathroom and start using all their fancy toiletries. I mean, if I'm making myself at home, I want to smell like lavender and chamomile too, right? Then I go into the kitchen and start cooking. I'm talking a full-on Iron Chef competition in their kitchen. Meanwhile, my friend is standing there in shock, like, "I just wanted you to sit on the couch, not take over my life!"
I even considered redecorating. I was eyeing their curtains, thinking, "These would look way better in my place." But then I thought, "Maybe I'm pushing it." I didn't want to turn "make yourself at home" into "make yourself the new homeowner.
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I was at this party, and the host told me to make myself at home. Now, I'm no detective, but that phrase is like a riddle wrapped in an enigma. Are they saying I should do what I do at home, or are they inviting me to engage in some bizarre home-related ritual? I decided to test it out. I went to the bathroom, brushed my teeth, and crawled into bed. Turns out, that wasn't the right interpretation. The host walked in, and there I was, under the covers, like, "Hey, you said to make myself at home. This is how I Netflix and chill at my place."
Lesson learned: the mystery of "make yourself at home" is one I may never solve. Next time, I'll just stick to raiding the fridge and hope for the best.
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You ever go to someone's house, and they hit you with that classic line, "Make yourself at home"? What does that even mean? Am I supposed to start rearranging the furniture, maybe redecorate a bit? "Oh, you used to have family photos on this wall? Well, now it's a shrine to my collection of weird-shaped pasta!" And then there's the issue of raiding the fridge. "Make yourself at home," they say, but as soon as I grab the last slice of pizza, suddenly I'm the bad guy. "Oh, that was for everyone? My bad, I thought it was a challenge to see who could eat it the fastest."
I took "make yourself at home" seriously once. Walked into someone's place, kicked off my shoes, raided the fridge, and found myself a cozy spot on the couch. Two minutes later, they're looking at me like I just performed a satanic ritual in their living room. Maybe next time they should be more specific: "Make yourself at home, but please, don't get too comfortable.
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Why is it that when people tell you to make yourself at home, you suddenly forget how to use basic household items? I stood in front of their coffee machine for a good five minutes, like it was a spaceship control panel. "Do I press this button for cappuccino, or is it the one that launches me to another dimension?" And don't get me started on the TV remote. It's like they handed me the keys to Fort Knox. "Make yourself at home, but for the love of all that's holy, don't touch the remote!" I ended up watching a documentary on the mating habits of porcupines because I was too afraid to change the channel.
Maybe they should be more specific. "Make yourself at home, but just to be clear, the TV remote is off-limits, and please don't try to operate any unfamiliar machinery.
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