7 Jokes For Make Yourself At Home

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Updated on: Mar 13 2025

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I asked my toaster if it was feeling warm. It said, 'Pop-tarts are my comfort food!
I asked my couch if it wanted a snack. It said, 'Nah, I'm stuffed!
I told my bed a joke, but it didn't laugh. I guess it had too many springs attached.
My door and I are a lot alike. We both creak when we open up too early in the morning.
My thermostat has a great sense of humor. It always cracks me up when it says, 'I'm on a heatwave!' in the middle of winter.
I asked my window how it's doing. It said, 'I've been framed!
My mirror and I have a love-hate relationship. It loves to reflect on things, and I hate it when I catch it gossiping with the bathroom sink.

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