7+ Best One Liners Jokes For make yourself at home

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I asked my toaster if it was feeling warm. It said, 'Pop-tarts are my comfort food!

I asked my couch if it wanted a snack. It said, 'Nah, I'm stuffed!

I told my bed a joke, but it didn't laugh. I guess it had too many springs attached.

My door and I are a lot alike. We both creak when we open up too early in the morning.

My thermostat has a great sense of humor. It always cracks me up when it says, 'I'm on a heatwave!' in the middle of winter.

I asked my window how it's doing. It said, 'I've been framed!

My mirror and I have a love-hate relationship. It loves to reflect on things, and I hate it when I catch it gossiping with the bathroom sink.

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