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Magazines have this way of making you feel inadequate. You read an article about a successful 25-year-old entrepreneur, and suddenly you're sitting there thinking, "Well, at 25, I mastered the art of microwave popcorn.
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Magazines be like, "Get a beach body in 30 days!" Well, I did follow the plan. I went to the beach and had a body. Mission accomplished, right?
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Why do magazines always have quizzes like, "What type of friend are you?" I don't need a quiz to tell me I'm the friend who cancels plans and stays home watching Netflix. Thanks for the reminder, Cosmo.
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Magazines love to give advice on organizing your life. I tried following their tips, and now I have a perfectly organized stack of magazines in the corner, collecting dust. Mission accomplished.
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You ever notice how magazines have that one page that always falls out right when you find an interesting article? It's like the universe is saying, "Oh, you want to read this? How about a puzzle instead!
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Magazines are like the time capsules of waiting rooms. You pick one up, and suddenly you're transported back to 2015, learning about the hottest trends and realizing you're still stuck in 2022.
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Ever notice how magazines have those perfume samples that are supposed to make you smell like a glamorous celebrity? Yeah, I tried one, and now I just smell like a confused person who can't make decisions.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a magazine subscription in the mail, but then you realize it's just another credit card offer disguised as a fancy publication. Nice try, financial institutions – I wanted cooking tips, not interest rates!
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I was reading a magazine the other day that claimed to have a quick and easy recipe. It said, "Prep time: 10 minutes." Yeah, right. It took me 10 minutes just to find the ingredients buried in my chaotic kitchen.
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