9 Jokes For Macgregor

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Updated on: Aug 16 2024

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Why did MacGregor become a chef? He was tired of working kilts and pans!
What did MacGregor say about the bagpipe players in his town? 'They really know how to pipe up the place!'
Why did MacGregor bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did MacGregor refuse to play cards with the jungle animals? He heard the cheetah was always spotted!
Why did MacGregor bring a suitcase to the restaurant? He heard they were serving a 'travel-sized' meal!
What did MacGregor do when he saw a ghost on his property? He put up a sign saying 'Boo-nie Scotland'!
Why did MacGregor become a gardener? He wanted to let his thyme grow!
Why did MacGregor take his bagpipes to the gym? He wanted to play some 'pump-up' tunes!
Why did MacGregor bring a ladder to the golf course? He heard the hole-in-one was on the roof!

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