7 Jokes For Macgregor

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Updated on: Aug 16 2024

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Why did MacGregor bring a camera to the whiskey distillery? He wanted to capture the spirits!
What did MacGregor say when his dog chewed up his kilt? 'Bad plaiditudes!'
What did MacGregor say when he lost his passport? 'It's a kilt-ty pleasure to travel with proper documentation!'
What did MacGregor say when he found out he won the lottery? 'Well, that's kilt-worthy news!'
What did MacGregor say when he accidentally dropped his haggis? 'There goes my personal fling!'
What's MacGregor's favorite song by The Beatles? 'Hey Judo'!
What did MacGregor say when his GPS stopped working? 'Looks like we're Loch Ness!'

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