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Why did Lucifer become a gardener? Because he has a devilish green thumb!
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Why did Lucifer open a bakery? Because he wanted to make devil's food cake!
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Why did Lucifer get a job in customer service? He's great at raising people's spirits!
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I asked Lucifer if he's a good dancer. He said, 'I'm hell on the dance floor!
Hell's HR Department
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I bet Lucifer has the worst HR department in the underworld. Can you imagine the performance reviews? You really excelled in spreading despair, but we need to work on your teamwork skills. It's a team effort down here, Satan!
Hell's Commute
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I bet Lucifer hates his daily commute. Traffic jams on the River Styx, and you're stuck behind a demon with a broken chariot. Come on, move it! I've got a 9 AM meeting to discuss new torture techniques!
Devilish Dating
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Lucifer's trying online dating now. His bio says, Former heavenly being seeking someone who can handle a bit of eternal damnation and enjoys long walks on the Lake of Fire. Must love cats...I mean black cats.
Satan's Self-Help Book
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I found Lucifer's self-help book at the underworld bookstore. It's called From Hell to Hallelujah: A Guide to Turning Eternal Damnation into a Personal Triumph. Chapter one: Embracing Your Inner Demon.
Lucifer's GPS
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I heard Lucifer has trouble with directions. Can you blame him? Turn left at the river of fire, then take the second right after the tortured souls. If you hit the brimstone pit, you've gone too far.
Lucifer's Resume
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You ever think about Lucifer? I mean, talk about a guy with a tough job history. Imagine putting former angel on your resume. Like, what's the next best thing for him? Fallen celestial being looking for part-time gigs? I can bring light to your dark events, literally!
Hell's Got Talent
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I heard Lucifer's planning a talent show in hell. It's called Hell's Got Talent. I can't wait to see demons doing stand-up comedy. I hope they don't bomb; otherwise, they might end up as literal fire starters.
Hell's Reality Show
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I'm convinced Lucifer's running a reality show down there. Like, Satan's Survivor. Contestants have to out-sin each other to avoid eviction. Last one standing gets a VIP pass to the lava hot tub!
Devilish Dieting
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I heard Lucifer is on a diet. Yeah, apparently, he's cutting out souls and replacing them with kale smoothies. He's like, I used to tempt people with sin, now I tempt them with gluten-free options. Hell's Kitchen has a whole new meaning!
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