8 Jokes For Long

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Updated on: Sep 14 2024

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I've been working on my novel for so long, it's become a trilogy: 'Procrastination', 'Distraction', and 'Finally, The End'.
My friend told me he's been reading a book for a year... I guess it's a really long story.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug that lasted too long.
My friend asked me to help him measure his garden... That was a long plot.
I've been staring at this grocery list for so long... it's turned into a shopping saga.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts... or the stamina for a long battle.
I tried to write a novel about a clock... but it took too much time.
I took a job at the bakery making baguettes... but I couldn't handle the long hours.

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