7+ Best One Liners Jokes For long

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My patience is so long, it could be used as a measuring tape!

How do you make a nap last for hours? Just sleep in a boring lecture; time will stretch on for long!

I tried to run a marathon once... but my enthusiasm didn't last long enough to reach the finish line!

I asked my friend how long he'd been playing the guitar. He said, 'Ever since I picked it up.

I've been waiting for a punchline for so long... I think it's stuck in traffic!

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of going for too long.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field... for a long time!

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