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What do you call a giraffe who steals your snacks? A 'snack-neck' thief!
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Why are giraffes so good at basketball? They have a natural 'height' advantage!
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Why did the long-necked giraffe apply for a job at the watch factory? It wanted to work on its 'tall'-er time management!
Giraffe Social Media
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If giraffes had Instagram, their captions would be like, Just stretching my legs... and my neck. #NeckGoals #TallAndProud. And the comments section would be filled with other animals being like, Wow, your neck game is strong, but can you run as fast as a cheetah?
Giraffe Wisdom
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You ever feel like giraffes are the philosophers of the animal kingdom? I mean, they've got the long neck for some serious neck-scratching contemplation. They're probably out there, discussing the meaning of life, reaching conclusions that are just a bit higher than the rest of us.
Giraffe in a Drive-Thru
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I can't help but wonder how a giraffe would handle a drive-thru. Uh, yes, I'll have the acacia leaves with a side of crunchy bugs, please. And can you supersize that for my giraffe neck? Thanks.
The Giraffe Job Interview
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Can you imagine a giraffe in a job interview? The interviewer asks, What's your greatest strength? and the giraffe goes, Well, I can reach the top shelf without a step stool. Boom, hired! Who needs qualifications when you have a neck that's basically a built-in ladder?
Neck Problems
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I bet giraffes never have to deal with the struggle of finding the right pillow. It's like, This one's too soft, this one's too hard, and this one's just right for my seven-foot neck. Meanwhile, I'm over here with a sore neck after sleeping on what felt like a bag of rocks.
Neck and Roll
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I recently read that giraffes only need about 30 minutes of sleep a day. Thirty minutes! I can't even decide what to watch on Netflix in that time. But these long-necked creatures are out there, just necking and rolling, probably making the most of their extra time browsing the savannah internet for the latest gossip.
Neck Yoga
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I heard giraffes have seven neck vertebrae, just like humans. So, technically, we're all just short-necked giraffes. Maybe we should start a new fitness trend – giraffe neck yoga. Imagine the poses: The Towering Twist and The Graceful Graze. Soon, we'll all be reaching new heights, literally.
Giraffe Fashion Tips
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You know you have a long neck when even turtlenecks look like V-necks on you. Giraffes must be the fashion icons of the animal kingdom. Accessorize with a tall frame and spots this season, darling – it's the new black!
The Long-Necked Chronicles
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You ever notice how giraffes have those ridiculously long necks? I mean, did Mother Nature run out of regular-sized necks and just decide to stretch a few out like chewing gum? Imagine being a giraffe and trying to take a selfie – it's like, Hold on, let me just extend my neck to the moon real quick!
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