5 Jokes For Long Necked

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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Giraffic Park Problems

Navigating through everyday life with a long neck
Asked my giraffe buddy if he has a favorite TV show. He said, "Yeah, 'The Walking Tall Dead.'

The Giraffe in the Room

Trying to fit in with short-necked friends
Went to a bar with my giraffe buddy. The bartender said, "We don't serve highballs here." Giraffe replied, "Well, that's a tall glass of discrimination!

The Giraffe's Love Woes

Finding a suitable partner with a long neck
My giraffe buddy's relationship advice: "Keep your head up, but not too high, unless you're looking for love in a tree.

Giraffe-a-holics Anonymous

Battling the stereotypes of being a long-necked creature
My giraffe buddy got a job in construction. His colleagues said, "Finally, someone who can reach the high beams without a ladder!

Neck-Stravagant Tastes

Dealing with the challenges of high shelves
Went shopping with my giraffe pal. He picked everything from the top shelf. I said, "Are you buying that, or are you just 'window shopping'?

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