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What did one long leg say to the other? 'Why are we always at the forefront? Let’s take a step back!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a while to get things off their chest!
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Why did the giraffe join the marathon? Because he wanted to stretch his legs!
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Why don’t giraffes use elevators? They’re always looking for a higher ground!
The Only Time I Have Long Legs is When I Forget to Shave
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You ever notice how having long legs is supposed to be this attractive quality? People are like, Oh, she's got legs for days! Well, my legs are like an overdue library book - long, forgotten, and covered in dust.
Long Legs and the Struggle for Legroom
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People with long legs understand the struggle of legroom on planes. I board the plane, and it's like trying to fit a giraffe into a Smart Car. Flight attendants look at me like, Ma'am, your legs need their own seat.
Long Legs and the Tall People's Club
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Being tall has its perks. I recently discovered there's a secret society for tall people. They have their own handshakes, and the password is duck. Apparently, it's a reminder for us to watch out for low door frames.
Long Legs: The Grass is Always Greener
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People envy those with long legs, but let me tell you, the grass is not always greener on the tall side. It's just that we can see the grass from a mile away and have to walk all the way over there to confirm it.
Long Legs: The Original Stilts
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They say stilts are for performers, but I've been walking around on the original stilts my whole life. If there's ever a sudden flood, I'm your designated tall person to lead the way. Just follow the legs to safety.
Long Legs: Nature's Extension Cord
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I've been told having long legs is an asset. I call them nature's extension cords. I'm just here trying to reach the outlets on the top shelf, like a giraffe in a kitchen.
Long Legs and the Perils of Short People Problems
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Short people have their own set of problems, and here I am complaining about my long legs. They're probably thinking, Oh, boo-hoo, you can reach the top shelf. Try finding pants that aren't capris!
Long Legs in a Short World
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Having long legs is like being a giraffe in a world of penguins. I'm just trying to blend in, but everywhere I go, it's like, Hey, look, it's the tall one! I feel like a walking landmark.
My Long Legs: A Built-In Limbo Advantage
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I've decided to embrace my long legs. I've got a built-in limbo advantage at parties. When the limbo stick comes out, I don't need to bend; I just take a step forward. It's like a party trick without even trying.
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