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The Giraffe's Perspective
Trying to fit in a world designed for short people.
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Clothes shopping is a nightmare. Every pair of pants becomes capris on me. I asked the salesperson for help, and they suggested I shop in the kids' section. Great idea, but last time I checked, they don't make business suits with dinosaur prints.
The Spider's Commentary
Navigating the complexities of spinning a web when your legs are your livelihood.
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People are always asking me, "Why do you need eight legs?" Well, let me tell you, with the way humans swipe left and right, I need all the support I can get to keep up with the dating scene.
The Basketball Player's Lament
Standing out on the court when everyone expects you to be a dunking machine.
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I tried to impress a date by shooting some hoops. I aimed for the basket, and the ball sailed over the backboard. It's not a three-pointer; it's a city tour.
The Flamingo's Frustration
Balancing act becomes a real challenge when you have one leg longer than the other.
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People are always asking, "Can you fly?" No, I can't fly, but I can wobble in style. If you see me in the sky, it's not because I'm flying; it's because the wind had a better idea for my direction.
The Short Person's Dilemma
Dealing with the challenges of daily life when everything is designed for people with regular-sized legs.
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Trying to take a selfie with a group of tall friends is like trying to photograph a giraffe in a herd of elephants. By the time the picture is taken, all you see is my forehead and their navels.
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