11 Jokes For Long John

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Updated on: Jun 28 2025

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What's a long john's favorite type of movie? Anything with layers of suspense!
Why did the long john apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to be the best at layering!
What's a long john's favorite game? Hide and seek – it's always hiding under your clothes!
Why did the long john go to therapy? It had too many emotional layers!
I asked my long john for dating advice. It said, 'Always keep the relationship warm, but not too heated!
I tried to break up with my long john, but it was too clingy. It just wouldn't let go!
Why did the long john start a band? It wanted to keep things warm with some hot beats!
I asked my long john to help me with my problems. It said, 'I'll always be by your side, covering your back!'
What did the long john say to the cold weather? 'Bring it on, I'm all layers of prepared!
My long john asked me for relationship advice. I told it to stay warm and cozy with someone special!
My long john and I are in a serious relationship. It's always there, hugging me tightly!

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