5 Jokes For Long John

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Updated on: Jun 28 2025

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The Relationship Guru Long John

When your long johns become a symbol of commitment
Long johns are the ultimate test of a relationship. If you can survive the struggle of getting them on together, you can conquer anything.

The Fashionista Long John

When your long johns clash with your sense of style
I thought long johns were supposed to be discreet, but now I feel like I'm advertising my warmth level to the whole world. "Warning: Toasty inside!

The Technology Geek Long John

When your long johns become smarter than your smart home
I asked Siri to turn up the heat, and my long johns started vibrating. I think they're trying to communicate. Is this how they start the robot uprising?

The DIY Enthusiast Long John

When your long johns inspire questionable DIY projects
I tried to make my own long johns out of an old blanket. Let's just say, comfort - 10, fashion - -5.

The Outdoor Adventurer Long John

When your long johns are more prepared for extreme weather than you are
Long johns are like the survivalists of my wardrobe. If there's ever a sudden snowstorm in my living room, I'm totally prepared.

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