20 Jokes For Little Timmy

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Updated on: Jul 31 2025

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Why did Little Timmy bring a pencil to the restaurant? In case he wanted to draw his own conclusion!
Little Timmy told his mom he wanted to be a musician. She asked why. Timmy replied, 'I want to be in treble!
Why did Little Timmy bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
Little Timmy told his teacher he needed a new pencil. The teacher asked why. Timmy replied, 'This one's pointless!
Little Timmy's dog ate his homework. Now Timmy thinks he has a 'bark' in his grades!
Why did Little Timmy bring a suitcase to class? Because he wanted to pack his lunch!
What did Little Timmy do when he found a frog in his shoe? He hopped to another pair!
What did Little Timmy do when he saw a banana peel on the sidewalk? He split!
Why did Little Timmy take a ladder to the comedy club? Because he heard the jokes were going to be over his head!
Why did Little Timmy bring a mirror to the soccer game? So he could see the match!

Little Timmy's Cooking Show

So, Little Timmy decided he wanted to be a chef. He made me a sandwich the other day. The secret ingredient? Well, let's just say I didn't know ketchup could be classified as a spice.

Little Timmy's Career Goals

Little Timmy told me he wants to be an astronaut. I support his dreams, but the closest he's been to space is getting stuck in a tree while trying to rescue his drone. Houston, we have a problem-solving 5-year-old.

Little Timmy's Wisdom

Little Timmy dropped a philosophical bomb on me. He said, Life is like a cookie. Sometimes it crumbles, but it's still pretty sweet. This kid's gonna be the next Confucius with a side of chocolate chips.

Little Timmy's Music Career

Little Timmy got a drum set for his birthday. Now, our house sounds like a rock concert played by a band of caffeinated woodpeckers. Move over, Ringo Starr, we've got Little Timmy in the house.

Little Timmy's Fortune Telling

Little Timmy thinks he can predict the future. He told me, Tomorrow, you will find a dollar. I was skeptical, but lo and behold, I found a crumpled dollar bill in my pocket the next day. This kid's psychic powers are on a budget.

Little Timmy's Grand Adventure

You know, my friend has this kid, Little Timmy. He's like a tiny explorer, but instead of discovering new lands, he's on a mission to find out just how many Legos one foot can handle at midnight.

Little Timmy's Negotiation Skills

I swear, negotiating with Little Timmy is like trying to make a deal with a tiny lawyer. The other day, he looked me dead in the eye and said, I'll clean my room if you buy me a pony. Kid's got ambition, I'll give him that.

Little Timmy's Art Gallery

Little Timmy brought home his latest masterpiece from preschool. It was a colorful interpretation of our family, but according to his teacher, I'm the one with three eyes and an antenna. I always knew parenting would make me look alien, but this is next level.

Little Timmy's Detective Skills

Little Timmy is convinced he's the next Sherlock Holmes. He found my car keys in under five minutes. The twist? They were in the fridge. Elementary, my dear Watson... in the crisper drawer.

Little Timmy's Gardening Expertise

So, Little Timmy decided to start a garden. I asked him what he planted, and he proudly said, Gummy bears! Well, at least he's cultivating a candy forest for our future sugar cravings.

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