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Little Timmy has this incredible ability to turn any vegetable into a potential alien species. Broccoli becomes the dreaded "Green Invaders," and carrots are the intergalactic carrot warriors. I'm just wondering when he'll discover the undiscovered planet called "Brussels Sprouttopia.
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I overheard Little Timmy explaining to his friend why he wears mismatched socks to school. Apparently, it's his way of rebelling against the tyranny of the matching sock dictatorship. I guess he's the fashion anarchist we never knew we needed.
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Little Timmy has a strategy for avoiding chores – he's convinced that dust bunnies are endangered species, and he's on a mission to protect them by not vacuuming. I tried explaining that they're not on any endangered list, but he just called me the "Dust Enemy.
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You know, I was at the grocery store the other day, and I saw Little Timmy having a full-blown negotiation with his mom over a box of cookies. It was like watching a tiny CEO trying to secure a sweet deal. I haven't seen someone haggle so passionately since my last car purchase!
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Have you ever tried having a conversation with Little Timmy about his day at school? It's like interrogating a secret agent. You ask him how his day was, and he responds with a cryptic code like, "Operation Math Homework was a success, but Operation Broccoli Extraction failed miserably.
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Little Timmy's sense of time is fascinating. Five minutes for him is like a cosmic black hole; it warps and distorts, stretching into eternity. If only I could harness that power when waiting in line at the DMV.
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Little Timmy recently discovered the joy of hide-and-seek. The only problem is, he thinks if he covers his eyes, he becomes invisible. I tried it at work during a boring meeting, but apparently, adults don't believe in the magic of peek-a-boo invisibility.
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Little Timmy's logic is impeccable. I asked him why he wears a cape while playing superhero, and he said it's for "aerodynamic efficiency." It made me rethink my fashion choices—I might start wearing a cape to the office for some serious coffee-fetching efficiency.
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I asked Little Timmy what he wanted to be when he grows up, and he said he wants to be a professional video game tester. I didn't have the heart to tell him that I've been training for that job since I was 10. It's called a well-spent childhood.
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