7 Jokes For Linguist

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Updated on: Jan 13 2025

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I told my friend I was studying linguistics, and they asked if I spoke it. I replied, 'I'm fluent in silence.
A linguist walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks, 'What's the word?' The linguist replies, 'Thirsty.
How did the linguist propose? With a syntactically perfect sentence: 'Will you be my significant other?
Why did the linguist become a chef? They loved mixing the perfect blend of words and flavors!
How does a linguist answer the phone? 'Vowels and consonants, how can I assist you?
I heard a linguist got into a fight with a punctuation mark. It ended in an ellipsis...
Did you hear about the linguist who could speak every language? They were a real word traveler!

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