5 Jokes About Liking Someone

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Updated on: Aug 26 2024

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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems, just like trying to ask someone out!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing—just like I blush around you!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field—just like you stand out to me!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts—unlike how I feel about telling you how much I like you!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired from thinking about how much I like you!

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