11+ Best One Liners Jokes About liking someone

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If you were a cat, you'd purr-fectly suit my affection for you!

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down—kind of like my feelings for you.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!

My love for you is like a candle—it may flicker, but it'll never burn out!

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes!

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity!

If you were a burger, you'd be a McGorgeous!

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple!

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber!

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