7 Jokes For Lighters

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Updated on: Nov 12 2024

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I asked my lighter for investment advice. It said, 'Put your money where the flame is – in hot stocks!
Why did the lighter break up with the matchbox? It said, 'We just weren't a good match!
My lighter told me it's going to quit smoking. I said, 'That's a bold decision, but don't burn any bridges.
Why did the lighter go to therapy? It had too many issues with its self-esteem!
Why did the lighter go to comedy school? It wanted to be a stand-up igniter!
I asked my lighter for relationship advice. It said, 'Keep the flame alive, but don't forget to give each other space.
I tried to come up with a joke about lighters, but it didn't have enough spark. Guess I need a new idea!

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