5 Jokes For Lighters

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 12 2024

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The Survivalist

Using the last lighter in a zombie apocalypse
Zombies don't stand a chance against me. I have a lighter, and I'm not afraid to flick it dramatically and say, "This is where the light meets the dead.

The Forgetful Concertgoer

Always losing lighters at concerts
Concerts are the only place where losing your lighter is considered an acceptable form of pyrotechnics.

The DIY Enthusiast

Accidentally using a concert lighter for DIY projects
I wanted to be a DIY hero, but my concert lighter had other plans. Now my bookshelf has a distressed, vintage look courtesy of accidental blowtorching.

The Pyromaniac Chef

Using a concert lighter for cooking
Gordon Ramsay may scream in the kitchen, but I bring fire. Literally. My secret ingredient? A dash of lighter fluid, seasoned with panic.

The Candle Enthusiast

Accidentally using a concert lighter for candles
My house now has the most eclectic playlist, thanks to accidentally using my concert lighter to set the mood for dinner.

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