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What did the light-skinned bread say to the toaster? 'I'm already golden, no need to brown me further!
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I told my light-skinned friend a joke about light. They said it was illuminating!
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My light-skinned friend became a chef. Their signature dish? Sunny-side-up pancakes!
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I told my light-skinned friend a joke about photons. They said it was enlightening!
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I tried to play hide and seek with my light-skinned friend. They said, 'I'd hide, but I'm afraid I'd glow in the dark!
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I asked my light-skinned friend for sunscreen advice. They said, 'Just reflect on it!
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I'm so light-skinned that in the winter, I blend in with the snow. I call it my 'Arctic camouflage.' The downside is that I also blend in with the terrified faces of people who've never seen a walking snowman.
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Being light-skinned is like having a built-in stealth mode. I'm so pale, I once scared a vampire because he thought I was a ghost who lost its way to the afterlife.
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I went to a beach once, and the lifeguard asked me to leave because my reflection was blinding the swimmers. I didn't know being reflective was a hazard, but apparently, I'm a walking lighthouse.
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I tried to go to a tanning salon once, and the receptionist handed me a flashlight instead. She said, 'Honey, you won't find any UV rays strong enough for you here. But feel free to tell people you've been to a salon.'
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People say I have a 'light touch' in everything I do. I'm not gentle; it's just that my skin is so light that any other approach results in awkwardly transparent high-fives and accidental pokes.
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You know you're light-skinned when you get a sunburn from the glow of your laptop screen. SPF 50? More like SPF 'I'll just stay indoors and tell people I'm allergic to the sun.'
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My skin is so light that my friends call me the 'Casper of the Crew.' I've embraced it; now I bring a white sheet to parties and tell people it's my formalwear. Ghost chic, you know?
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I asked my dermatologist for advice on getting a darker complexion. He handed me a spray bottle and said, 'Just fill it with coffee and mist yourself every morning.' Now I smell like a coffee shop, and I'm still light-skinned. Double win.
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I tried to get a tan once, but my skin just laughed and said, 'Nice try, we're staying this shade of translucent.' I guess my melanin is on a permanent vacation.
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